Monday, 15 August 2011

Typewriter Fumblings & Computer Rumblings!

Just thought I'd flex my keyboard muscles somewhat and polish up on my secretarial skills with more inane Ruminations & Fulminations for you, the good People of CyberUnRealityWorld. Not quite Kerouacstyle Kickwritin on a Roll or Kelmanesque Streams of Consciousness flowing down the Great Western Roads of your Dreams but Marc Ribot & his Cubanos Postizos are jumpin outta the old media player and so the rockin vibrations are with us and I'm feelin invigorated, so let's get on our dancin shoes and go. The auspices are good and the Night is ours, I'm sure of it!

Verily, The Stonedholyblogger operates best under cover of  darkness. A virtual Back Door Man. When everybody is a-tryin to sleep, I'm out there makin ma midnight bloggin creep....& every damn, miserable, rainy morning when the rooster crows, something tells me I gots to go! Apologies to Mr. Willie Dixon but the Blogger's gotta tell it like it is! The Dark is central to the Alchemy of Rock N Roll. Whether it's Cro-Magnon Camp Fires neath the Majestic Night Sky in all it's nonlightpolluted glory, bejewelled with Studs of Fire or, in an evolutionary blink of a Monkey Man's Eye, a dingy yet cosy, intimate yet anonymous space lit sparingly, this is where the Voodoo Rhythms and Neolithic Jungle Juice can seep into your bones and light up your Body Electric! Bang, Bang, Monkey Drum, Boom-Bang! And the Night, with it's legions of unanswerable questions, is vanquished. Herein lies the Source From Whence Rock Draws it's Primal Force. Maybeez, I'm gettin Shakespearean on your ass, Gentle Reader but my Couplet Rings True, does it not.. Know it is ever thus!

Unfortunately this Magic tends not to travel well along Broadband Highways that Terminate in a Million Flickering Screens where Understimulated Minds & yet, perversely, Over-Stimulated Brains flit incessantly left & right, demanding then devouring Visual Stimuli.....but what's a Stoned Holy Preacher of Love to do?!?! 

If just one person screenstaring out there someplace in computerland is motivated to check out the Real Deal, 3-Dimensional, Mindcrack that is the Holy Flesh & Holy Blood of The StonedHolyRockinRollin Experience Thang, then all will have been Turned To The Good & Ma Typewriter Fingers will have been Vindicated! WorldWideWebbers everywhere, I cast my Electric-Message-in-a-Bottle into these vast Computer Oceans in the Hope that YOU will find it washed up amongst the Flotsam  on CyberBeaches unknown & RESPOND!!   
We Live As We Dream - Alone....but this Life Can Be A Gas.....so Strike Your Match...BOOOOOM!!

The Word is out there - The Word is L   O   V   E   !   !   !

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