SWEEP IT AWAY!!

Oft times, as he plods the hard, concrete pavements of this world, the S T o n e D H o L y r O L L e R   will pass an idle moment wondering why it is he feels the need to refer to himself in the 3rd Person!! At other times, when the
S t o n e d H o l y B r a i n B o x  is unconcerned with things Grammatical, the more sharp-eared pedestrian may hear the phrase "O, the Times - O, the Manners"  emanating from the S t o n e d H o l y M o u t h H o l e ! Such is the lot of the 3-Eyed Man adrift in times he was not fashioned for!!

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Just today, as I sat spooning the last of my cappucino foam into my gobhole & admiring the fetlocks of the waitress, I happened to pick up a newspaper - This Was A Mistake!! It was also dangerous, for I had left the cosseted Sanctuary of S t o n e d H o l y   H Q  without drawing up contingency plans regarding what to do in the event of finding one's  S t o n e d H o l y S e l f n e s s  profoundly overwhelmed with the feeling of being trapped in a Great Big Barrel of the Brown Stuff without the means to extricate oneself from it! Usually, when events overtake me and Intimations of Impotency creep up on me, I  pop a disc into the old c.d player and listen to Hank Williams singing "I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive" and receive life-affirming succour from the sound of Hank's voice & the ethereal stylings of Don Helms on the E6 neck of his pedal steel. This option though, was not available to me, due in no small part to my being an avowed technophobe and not having a smart phone and a pair of ear plugs at the ready. Bravely, I sallied forth into the uncharted waters of Page Two and read on!......

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It wasn't after more than a few seconds that my heckles were up, my pulsebeat had rocketted up to 140b.p.m and the S t o n e d H o l y B l o o d  was at boiling point! For it seems, Cyberfriends, that the Lunatics are well & truly in charge of the local Sanitorium!! And here's a snippet or two for why : First off was the news that President Obama has upped the budget for his 'drone war' on Pakistan. He must think it's paying dividends!. If incinerating mosques & bakeries and killing up to 3,000 civilians, including nearly 200 children means the strategy is working out fine for him & the Murderous Military Machine whose interests he serves then so be it n here's to his 2nd Term in Office.....of course, where it really sickens yi tae the pit o yir gut is when you remember that Mr. Obama has been awarded a Nobel Peace Prize!!! Hey Ho, Gentle Reader, Hey Ho.....

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Next to catch my attention was Mr. Michael Gove ; who you may know as our present Secretary of State for Education but I know as an Uneducated Fool from an Educated School......as well as a Chinless,  Brainless & Odious Little Tory Runt!! It seems he was up before the Levenson Enquiry lecturing them on the importance of press freedom and delivering a speech full of praise for his one time boss at 'The Times', upright citizen' and all round Good-Fella Rupert Murdoch!! A great man' according to the chinless wonder!
This is the same incompetent who thought putting a copy of the King James Bible in every school in England & Wales would sort out a lot of the problems facing our beleaguered education system!! Talk about Finger-on-the-Pulse!! Just a teensy-weensy bit out of touch, what,what??.....Meanwhiles he's thinking of taking a victory for the Tories in the next General Election to be a mandate to run state schools for profit!?!?.......of course, up here in Scotland we've got our own Education System (funnily enough, it's the one that 'educated Mr. Gove!!) but I do hope that in the event of the Tories being returned for a second term in office, we will have severed our ties with Her Majesty's Sinking Ship Westminster!! I HAVE A DREAM!!.... 
  

I   N   D   E   P   E  N   D   E   N   C   E   !   !   !

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Whilst we're on the subject of abandoning the Good Ship Britannia we have to mention the Jubilee. The acid burn of bile at the back of the S t o n e d H o l y C r a w  is, at this point, Burnin' Something Awful but for you, good Republican Citizens, I soldier on! You will remember that all this feverish hammering of the keys was elicited by my having inadvertently opened a newspaper; well, it was when the little section detailing the cost of the monarchy fell out onto the table that I had to abandon any attempt at Urbane, Metropolitan Cafe Culture and Run to the City of Refuge that is
S t o n e d H o l y H Q, where I can fulminate as is my wont & pepper my Expostulations with as many expletives as I see fit without fear of being forcibly restrained & shipped off to the Funny Farm and a course of E.C.T!! I'll not bore you here with the full financial break down & pie charts itemising the cost of flying a wee auld woman all over the globe with a few hangers-on just so that she can wave at people (here's a wee link if you want to subject yirsel tae the full itemised horror of the bill!!! God Bless Ya, Ma'am! ) but I will add that the cost is immaterial anyway. One Royal Penny would be too much for something that Belittles and Infantilises us to the degree that it it does. Let us not forget that this woman is on State Benefits and has a large family of feckless spongers who, quite clearly, have no intention of getting a job!! Personally, I think the money they've poured into their little propaganda shindig of flotillas down the Thames & concerts outside Buckingham Palace & Equestrian Events & Parades of Pomp in a time of financial austerity for the rest of us is an affront!! We're All In This Together?? YOU'RE HAVIN' A FUCKIN' LAUGH, AINCHA!?!?! 

As a failed Pop Slopper, it's true, I have only the perverse pleasure that is Schadenfreude to tickle my Twisted & Embittered fancy, but that's not the only reason that I say I do hope it fuckin' pisses down on their sad parade on Tuesday ;
It is in my resolute belief in Republicanism and steadfast adherence to that guiding tenet of Socialism that All Are Born Equal that I reject the ridiculous pantomime and bloated high camp farce of their shameful display. I reject their gaudy & tinselled procession, their tawdry & tacky show. I refute their outdated & absurd claim to privilige & entitlement and say unto thee it's time to Sweep All This Garbage Into The Historical Trashcan Where It Belongs!! 

I must remember to stop reading newspapers....unless I've had my medication......pint of 80/- please Landlord!

Still Raining, Still Dreaming!

"S t i l l   R a i n i n g ,   S t i l l   D r e a m i n g ." All of which is fine if yir name's Jimi F*****g Hendrix & you happen to be Sheltering from the Storm in some plush hotel suite, lost in Opium-Induced Reveries while libidinous young ladies anoint your inner thighs with
Q-Tips dipped in Unctious Oils from the Orient....but if yi happen tae be in the woebegone part of Scotland where S t o n e d H o l y H Q is situated and the rain has fallen unceasingly from the leaden heavens all day long, it's quite another matter entirely!! In those circumstances, I hope you will see, my Web-Logging Compatriots, that it's not so much a Purple Haze then as an Unremittingly Gray, Dull Fog!! And if, like me,  you happen to have only £11.68 to yir name in this world, you will quickly realise that it's not a case of 'still raining, still dreaming' as 'still raining, still wondering where the fuck it all went so lamentably wrong in your pitiful life as a Purveyor of Pop-Slop'...or put another way, how comes it to pass that the most exciting thing that happened to you today was seeing Susannah Reid's legs on BBC1's  'Breakfast' !! (Just as an aside to that, I'd like to mention Reporting Scotland's Catriona Shearer; one seriously Foxy Lady!!....and that, you should know, is another Hendrix reference!!)

Anyway, leaving attractive lady newsreaders aside (at least until 7.30 tomorrow morning!), it's still chucking it doon outside....and inside,
It's Raining In My Heart. Not so much because as was the case with Buddy Holly; 'the weatherman says fair today, he doesn't know you've gone away'  but because I have a melancholic disposition which is given free reign to plaque me with pleasing thoughts of sadness given my abject failure to prosper in the field I chose to dedicate my life-energy to.....and, perhaps more tellingly, the Pluvially Bedrenched Scottish Climate!!!

The Outcasts might've complained "I'm in Pittsburgh and it's Raining" but they were young and privileged American youth of the shiny 1960's who later on in the day, after they'd recorded their Classic Punk Rock Nugget, were to be found Draggin' on Main Street impressing the girls who had Mary Tyler Moore haircuts & Angora Sweaters!.....but I bet a lifetime of frustration amidst the near constant Scottish Drizzle n Downpour woulda wiped that Punk Rock Sneer off their Plooky Yankee Faces!!!

And still it rains...and still I dream :  Maybe Someday A Real Rain Will Come & Wash All The Scum Off The Streets.....yeah, maybe I should Thank God For The Rain To Wash The Trash Off The Sidewalk...

Maybe, like Tom Waits, I feel 'The Night's Too Quiet, Stretched Out Alone. I Need The Whip Of Thunder & The Wind's Dark Moan.'  Maybe 'I Want to Believe In The Mercy Of The World Again....So Make It Rain!'  

Or maybe it is that I seek respite from the Storms & Vicissitudes of life? 'Suddenly I Turned Around & She Was Standing There. With Silver Bracelets On Her Wrists & Flowers In Her Hair. She Walked Up To Me So Gracefully & Took My Crown Of Thorns....Come In She Said, I'll Give Ya Shelter From The Storm!' 

Ah Hell! It's just like John Lennon said; That When It Rains & Shines, It's Just A State Of Mind!!  I'd believe anything if it was accompanied by that guitar riff & Bravura Bass performance!........but enough of this Precipitational Flim-Flammery!!

One thing I do know in this Ripped Up, Tattered & Torn, Mixed-Up, Battered & Worn Old World and these times of Phoney Economic Austerity we currently find ourselves subjected to...& that is that A HARD RAIN'S A-GONNA FALL!!

Bring it on - my heart's made outta Stainless Steel!!

Who Killed Liddle & Queues at the Pumps!!!!

Many Moons ago, mis amigos, when yir SToNedHolYBLogGEr wiz a plooky n sexually inexperienced young buck, newly discharged upon the seemingly limitless Savannah that would be the 1980's n Margaret Thatcher's era of Blue-Rinsed Xenophobia & Little England Politics , ma Not-Quite-Stoned-N-Holy-Young-Mind wiz filled with REVOLUTION!!

Though rightly divining the Spirit of the Age to be one of Sheer Greed & Utter Vacuousness I do feel though, that in cleaving all the more to our pimpled notions of Anarchy & a Brave New World as a reaction to that, we, the little Band of Bubblegum Revolutionaries I was one of, somehow conspired to cut off our own noses to spite our faces! Being Punk Rock Zealots, we eschewed the outlandish fashion excesses & tastes of our generation and retreated instead into Revolutionary austerity. As the 80's dressed up we deliberately dressed doon. Yi get the picture ahm sure - We woz driving the wrong way up a one way street! We were a Revolutionary, if not Evolutionary Dead-End!!

But ahm no here tae gibber aboot the folly of Youth. Ahm no here tae tell yiz aw oot there in Cyberspace that instead of reading the Communist Manifesto n dreaming aboot Spectres Haunting Europe we shoulda been dancing tae Duran-Duran n shagging girls with back-combed hair n shoulder pads! Ahm no here tae say that since everybody else was goin' out n havin' fun we woz a right bunch o eejits for stayin' in n havin' NONE!! Ahm no here tae be lookin back n thinkin ah coulda been doin' something more constructive n useful, in regards to ensuring a certain amount of comfort and security in middle age, than pogoing around bedrooms tae 'Who Killed Liddle Towers' by The Angelic Upstarts.........then again, maybeez it is that I am!!

If only I had had the intelligence tae realise that by 2012, the only thing that could rouse the British Lumpen-Proletariat tae anything remotely approaching mass collective action would be the threat of there bein' nae f******g petrol in the pumps when they rolled up to refill their little metal box on rubber wheels with the personalised number plate they paid two grand for on the way to get their darling pooch pampered at the Doggy Boutique!!!!! N how the fuck are yi supposed tae get tae the tanning studio or get yir nails glued on if yi dinnae huvva car?!?!.....or get tae the Chipper for a Kebab Supper?!....or go out Dogging?! Do these Greedy Bastard Tanker Drivers not realise that we need tae get tae JB Sports tae buy another pair of trainers n a pink velour tracksuit for her-indoors?!?!....

N tae think Ah frittered away ma youth dreamin' aboot REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!Ah dinnae ken whether Jesus wept or no'....but ahm as mad as hell n ahm no' gonna take it anymore.....(well, that last bit's not actually correct, cos I am gonna take it - I've no choice but to take it. So I'm gonna take it exactly like I've always taken it.....Squarely on the Stoned Holy Chin? No! Profoundly, up the StonedHoly Arse!!!!....OUCH!) Ach man, if yi didnae laugh yid huftae cry!!!

See yiz aw soon Pop-Pickers - Over N Oot.

30 Years of Apathy, Pathos n Delusion!!

Has it really been over a month since last I sat in the StonedHolyComputerSuite with fingertips flashing across the black, plastic keys struggling to stay abreast with the rancourous n fevered outpourings from the embittered StonedHolyBrainPan?? My, doesn't time fly when yir enjoyin' yirsel....& don't it fuckin drag something awful when yir life is one long, dreary, penniless & uneventful yawn!!! I would be happy to report that I have spent the interim period between my visitations to the Computer Generated Blogosphere, deflowering young and impressionable young ladies and immersing myself in sundry voluptuary excesses....but sadly I cannot!!!

Our StonedHolyBrother, Mr. Mojo Risin may have girded on the snakeskin breeks & declared the Palace of Wisdom to be accessible only from the Road of Excess, but it may be instructional to remember that he didnae grow up a Repressed Catholic Idiot in a Small-Minded Presbyterian Pisshole like wot the  SToneDHOLybLoGGer done! Still, we've aw got oor burdens tae bear, huv we no?....& if it hudnae been for Heaven-Sent Movers n Shakers like Brother Jim reaching out from the Hallowed Groove that is the first DOORS Long Playing Record to inform woefully Outtatouch n Outtastep Teenage Dreamers like masel that even WE could Break On Through To The Other Side, then who knows where ahd be ; a rotund, broken doon, middle aged wanker lookin at Japanese Girlies on the Tinternet no doubt.....hod oan there, Boabby.....I fuckin' am that anywayz!!!!

"Can you picture what we'll be, so limitless & free..." Oh, how those words reverberated within the cavernous and to all extent, practically empty (if you discount images of Buxom German Frauleins & thoughts of Beer!) chamber of the Stoned n Holy MindBox. Of course, lookin back from this vantage point - gained, it must be said, by way of far too many nights-in reading the works of Herman Melville and engaging in acts of self-pollution - I can clearly see now how I have singularly failed to live up to it's promise or challenge!! I have spent a life cutting myself short, holding myself back, hemmed in by the mundane ordinariness of life. Maybe that's better than finding maself full of Heroin in a Bathtub in Paris at 27.......but who's to say who got the better deal. Ahv never been tae Paris!!!

So let's get this shit sorted oot - If it hudnae been for me listening tae the Doors n huvvin my Teenage Firebrand Hopes raised n stimulated by aw that talk of fabulously exotic females & their Fingers Weaving Quick Minarets & Speaking Secret Alphabets ah coulda been in the pub right now with aw the other dejected, middle aged losers talkin aboot fitbaw n other such desperate, tragic garbage............mmmmmmm. Maybe it's true, ma Fuckin Crystal Ship huznae exactly been Filled With a Thousand Girls or a Thousand Thrills but after 30 years of Apathy, Pathos n Delusion I think I can still honestly say it's aw been worth it!!! And at least I'm in a position to grow old disgracefully - Jim Morrison never got that option.........

We're aw Riders on the Storm.....
Actors oot on loan.....
Dugs withoot a Bone!!!

Of Monkeys, Men & Moksha!?!?

Following on from conversations with Mr. P. Inkman (who by happy coincidence is a Tattoo Artist! Of some repute, I may add, having studied intimately the Ways of Pinky Han & the Hong Kong Scool of Dermic Staining!)  the StONedHoLyBLoGGEr, whilst reclining and taking his goodly rest in the upholstered sumptuousness of the Stoned Holy Armchair has been pondering 'MOKSHA'.....a state of being 'released' ; specifically from the cycle of birth, death & rebirth within Hindu Cosmology......Our American Cousin, Mr. Inkman, had, however used the term to describe his current relationship with his gonads...his testes...his family jewels...his....um... 'Baws'! Due to an advanced State of Inebriation our Philosophical Enquiries were curtailed somewhat as we were sidetracked  onto arguing whether the Atlantic was a greater ocean than the Pacific!

However, here within the Ionised Troposphere of the StonedHolyBlog, I can continue chewing the cyber-cud and whittling the cyber-stick! So, right off, I must ask if it is even possible to be 'released' from the incessant clamour that fills so many of your moments if you are, as half the Human Race must be, attached to a pair of testicles! Phrases such as "Ahd Gie That A Clatter!" & "Check Oot The F****n' Rice-Cakes Oan That!" and other variations upon this Concupiscent theme are to be found often rattling round the HolyRollinBrainPan and cloggin' up the limited space available between the StonedHolyLugholes!!!  Modern conceptions as to the Nature of having a Nut-Sac dangling between yir legs have, of course, been much influenced by the tireless work of  Darwin & Mendel. Watson & Crick have also contributed greatly to mapping out our mental landscapes in the area of Baw-Bags & what goes on inside 'em!  So, if we're to   agree with these eminent scientists and their theories that DNA seeks to replicate itself through us (but little cares as to the social implications of a constantly slobbering libido!) must we not then view ourselves as enlaved to the Demands & Imperatives of the Double Helix! Are we not called into existence merely as a consequence of this Primal Urging, or, to use a memorable phrase of Khalil Gibran, "Life's Longing For Itself" - our sole function, to carry those genes, that made us & make us what we are, forward to the next body they shall inhabit. I'm sure Richard Dawkins could elaborate more on the Science of it all but a Stoned Holy Roller has gotta tell it like it....& how it is, is this :  If there's one thing I'm sure of,  it's that, as a consequence of those Genetic Codes wishing to continue to exist, there's one helloffa lot of 'Bad Shit' goin' down in this Ragged & Tattered & Torn Ol' World  because of Monkey Man & his Seminal Surges (more Bad than Good, that's for sure!)...but still we Simians  keep Rutting!.....and in our never diminishing eagerness to Penetrate, commit countless crimes against our fellows. Of course, Nature in the Raw, cares not one jot for Morality!!...but surely some foreknowledge of Monkey Boy & his Priapic Proclivities could allow us to Pity instead of Condemn, Forgive but not Excuse?!?!

The SToNedhOLybLoGGER has a notion that we have been force-fed a Sanitised, Romanticised, Bowdlerised & Emasculated view of Human Sexuality by the Church & State and their Dominant Social Orthodoxies. I think the Ancients understood better the damage our sexuality can wreak upon us. Take the story of the Judgment of Paris : Chosen by the Gods to decide which of three Goddesses to award a Golden Apple to for being the most beautiful, the Greeks understood perfectly that when offered the different bribes of Riches, Wisdom or Sex the Young Goat Herd went with his gonads and chose the latter. So the Apple went to Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Paris got Helen of Sparta, the most beautiful woman in the world.. But what came from his choice? The Fall of Troy, his Father murdered, his Mother enslaved, his Brother slain....& his own union with Helen, childless!! Hardly the stuff of Romantic Poets & a million God Awful Rock Ballads!!

'El Juicio de Paris' by Enrique Simonet. 1904 

But what's a poor Apeman to do in this modern age of SEX screaming at him from the Billboards & the Television & the Movies & the top shelf of his local corner shop? The Male Sexual Response was not really designed for the 21st century Metropolis : millions of wimmen exposing various parts of their soft & bouncing womanly assets!! And if it's all look, look, lookin' but not get, get , gettin' it's no wonder that the concept of 'Release' can seem very attractive......but just how does a plodding Neanderthal like the  SToNeDHolYbLOgGer reach that state? Not by having cold showers, I can tell yi!

Methinks if Heaven exists, it must be Sexless! How can it be otherwise? Would you swap Peace for Tumult? Swap Completeness for Division? Swap Wholeness for Fracture?  Would you give up Fullness for Hunger? Give up Perfection for Want, Need, Longing, Craving or Thirst?.........but then methinks, maybe it's how we cope with all these just mentioned that define us best as Human Beings. So maybeez a State of Acceptance would be a more realistic aim for Attainment than 'Release'?.......if I may be allowed to utilise Abraham Lincoln's famous phrase, can I contend, nay insist, that no matter how much 'MOKSHA' can appeal to 'the Better Angels of Our Nature' we remain, ever & always, Creatures of the Flesh!!

SUERTE!

Today, Don Nako Ignacio Javierre has departed the dusty corridors of StonedHoly HQ and climbed aboard a plane that will take him to the dusty centre of Spain. All things considered; tons of metal propelled through thin air by the thrust generated by 4 jet engines whilst rivets & glue hold the rest of the machine together, he should already have alighted upon his Native Soil!

Mr. Javierre was known to followers of The Holy Rollin Stone as El Cajon, or sometimes El Cabron. The Sheik of Shake shall be fondly remembered sitting astride his Box playing to his own inimitable fashion, ie, with two left hands! His enthusiasm was boundless however, so the marraccas won't shake in quite the same way now he has departed.

His talents showed themselves more in the StonedHolyKitchen, La Cocina, than in the Rhythm Department and his slow cooked beef shall long remain in Holy Rollin Folklore!.....he was also educated thouroughly in the ways of Fabada & Cocido!!

Our paths shall cross again, I'm sure of it (especially as he's assured us of a few gigs in Madrid in July!) but if they don't, we wish him well wherever it is that this life will take him. Who amongst us knows where it is this wonderful  life will carry us? A little piece of Luck and a Warm Heart are good things to have in your pocket for, goodness knows, this World got fucked up long before any of us presently in it got here and the Vicissitudes of Life are many and the Forces of Darkness & Death & Negative Energy are ever present, waiting to drag us down to their joyless & embittered level. A Warm & Beating Human Heart that knows Love Is All & Love Is Everything should see you alright.....and such was Ignacio's!.........So
So Long Ma Friend
Will I Ever See You Again
If I Don't Then I Hope
That You Get Where You're Going To!
Maybe I'll See You Sometime
Maybe We'll Meet Up Down The Line
Your Road's Your's & Ma Road's Mine
So Don't Worry 'Bout Me, I'll Be Doin' Just Fine!
So Long, It's Been Good To Know Ya
I Hope It's Been Good For Ya
If We Never, Ever Meet Again
Think Kindly of Me, Ma Friend!

H a s t a  L u e g o,  M i   H e r m a n o!

S u e r t e  y  M u c h o s   B e s o s!

Money Is Not The Measure Of All Things!!

You, Kind Readers, out there in the Nothingness of Electrically Charged Silicon Particles that is the Blogosphere, may well be under the illusion that all us Pop-Schlop Wannabes dream of is Money : The kind of Money that finances the crass displays of Empty-Headed Materialism we all readily associate with the Venal & Wacky World of Pop Excess & the Woeful Inadequates who inhabit its middens & its Glory-Holes! The kind of Money that can pamper the most developmentally-stunted Ego and indulge the extreme Whims & Under-Educated Caprices thereof....I mean, smuggling your pet mountain lion into your hotel suite as you lob yet another television set out of the window!?!?......but, Lo! the STONEDHOLYBLOGGER, your convivial host, must avow it to be not always so!

True, my Mettle is somewhat untested, for in the Trial by Marketplace that measures the worth of what you do in units shifted, it seems I am practically Worthless! Who knows what Depravities I have been saved, what Cesspits of Human Debauchery I have been stopped from sinking into by my almost complete Failure in the Business part of the 'Music Business'.....I can, of course, content myself with the fact that although, yes, it would be good not to worry about paying the next electric bill, Money Is Not The Measure Of All Things and this World of Pop Slop is an arena where "thieves & pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason!!"

Leaving aside the manifest failings of yir average Popslopper as any kind of human being worthy of respect we must direct our gaze at the Society that Spawns these Air-Brushed & Tousle-Haired Disasters. We are constantly sold the idea that choice in all things is good, but if we're a Society that chooses Hospital Treatment in the same way we choose what Arts & Craft fittings to adorn our 1930's bungalow it doesn't say a lot about what we value. If we choose university education in the same way we only ever shop at Harvey Nichols then the Society we're part of is in serious trouble. If we're a society that thinks being ferried by Mumsy to the other side of the city every morning through the gridlocked streets to reach our school of choice is the same as buying handbags then trouble lies ahead! What all of these things boil down to is MONEY.....and as always, there's thems that have it and thems that don't. All of which doesn't do a lot for Social Cohesion and the idea that we ALL have a place and a stake in something called Society. We could use other words here to further illustrate the point ; words like Humanity, Group, Community, Collective or Union. 'Society 'though,  is not really a word the present bunch of dullards who sit at the helm of 'HMS We're-All-In-This-Together' like very much, unless it's part of the phrase'The Big Society' which any right-minded person knows is nothing more than hot-air! Britain is falling apart at the seams!

 Once upon a time when Nazi bombs were raining down on British cities and we really were 'all in it together' the bonds that connect us all were plain for all to see. And after the dust cleared the people who had done the dirty work of cleaning the mess up voted for a National Health Service and the Nationalisation of Rail & Coal. But, things are somehow different now and this is a Modern World where Money Is The Measure Of All Things........There Must Be Better Things! There Must Be Better Songs To Sing! There Must Be Better Scenes! There Must Be Better Dreams To Dream!

Maybe Martin Luther King hit the nail on the head when he said "A Nation that continues, year after year, to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom."....then again, as Woody Allen once succinctly put it "Money Is Better Than Poverty, If Only For Financial Reasons." Well yi cannae argue wi that, can yi?!?!

"WHEN THERE'S NO FUTURE, HOW CAN THERE BE SIN?"

'WHEN THERE'S NO FUTURE, HOW CAN THERE BE SIN?' These are the prescient words of Mr. John Lydon, an Arsenal supporter from north London and, in the guise of his one time alter-ego, Johnny Rotten, erstwhile singer of the Sex Pistols. The lyrics are from 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN' - a glorious four minutes & nine seconds of Howling, Heavy Metal Outrage and a song that, with the coming of another Jubilee and another propaganda exercise in phony, bunting-festooned patriotism, seems just so right for the times.

What kind of Future can there be when the Bankers who play their money games with moolah that doesn't actually exist, somehow still contrive to make millions. And all at the expense of Joe Bloggs, the Taxpayer, who not only has to stump up the dosh to bail out this Sordid little Cabal but has been duped into thinking the real reason he's lost his job is because of the Labour Party & the Public Sector! Meanwhile the City has even got the fucking Brass Neck to tell us they're worth it!!!....and they're all gonna live elsewhere if we don't wanna cough up the readies they think they're due in bonuses ; Somewhere, presumably, where the Gods of 'Sink-or- Swim-Capitalism' don't have to answer to anyone. Can someone please call this Bunch of Idiots' Bluff and give them directions to the nearest fucking airport....or seaport if that's nearer! Let's see how they get on in Switzerland, eating Muesli n Fondue.....I'd advocate a Damn Good Thrashing for the lot of before they left, if it were not for the realisation that being Public School Educated, they'd probably enjoy it!!

How can there be Sin when the Politicians who Serve Us and are currently reminding us constantly 'We're All In It Together' have been exposed as a bunch of self serving Pigs-at-the-Trough. From flipping houses to claiming expenses on Poppy Day Wreaths - a bigger bunch of Money Grubbing Bastards you'd be hard pressed to find....unless you were looking through the ranks of the Criminal Underworld! The Mafia would seem to be good, honest criminals in comparison....at least they don't feed us their Sanctimonious Bullshit about Public Service whilst they rob us blind! Still, at least it's all now safely swept under the Persian Carpet!.....you know the one, the one that was specially commissioned to co-ordinate with the wallpaper that's £120 a roll!

Again, I ask you, Gentle Souls of the Blogosphere, When There's No Future, How Can There Be Sin?
What do words like Sin even mean when that Bastion of Democracy, the Free Press, has been exposed as Rotten to their Vile & Contemptible Core. I'd say drawing breath anywhere within a radius of 6ft of one of the Perfidious & Venal Degenerates called 'Sun' Journalists should carry a Government Health Warning!
No doubt Mr. Rupert Murdoch, who sits at the top of the whole Corrupt & Festering Dung-Heap will fly out of the Country in his Private Jet, leaving one of his hirelings to be fed to the dogs!. What do words like Loathsome & Disgusting mean in the light of Journalists & Police implicated in a web of phone hacking and cash for information? Meanwhile, remember, it's us who are currently spending BILLIONS on Bombs n Bullets convincing Medieaval Shit-Heaps like Afghanistan that they should follow our shining example and be a Democracy!!! Can someone please pass the Sick Bucket!!

It seems scale is important here : Was it Uncle Joe Stalin who said "A Single Death is a Tragedy, a Million Deaths is a statistic." I think it was a French Gentleman who opined "Kill One Man and You Are A Murderer. Kill Millions Of Men and You Are A Conqueror. Kill Them All and You Are A God." 
Or maybe you could put it thus : Steal Millions & they'll give you millions, or maybe even a Peerage, as a reward. Steal some bottles of water or write on your Facebook page that you're up for a wee bit of Rioting and they'll give you four years at Her Majesty's pleasure eating Porridge for breakfast and bending over to pick the soap up in the shower-room!! Meanwhile, it seems that as we all tighten our belts and batten doon the hatches in these austere times we find ourselves living through, that the criminals are the only ones making money! So it's time, methinks, to build my StonedHolyRollin' Criminal Empire.......I feel Drugs is an area of High Returns....
After all "When There's No Future, How Can There Be Sin?"

W A T C H   T H I S   S P A C E   ! ! !

& here's a wee link to youtube so you can enjoy the Pistols in all their Filth & Fury!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUH2YSFlVU